What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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